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Randy Couture is a once-in-a-lifetime athlete. When Randy won, we stood and applauded him like everyone else. Just to have the opportunity to compete against him is a tremendous honor. (But) you can’t treat this any differently than any other fight. Once the match starts he is just another opponent. He has what I want.
We figure this is something like when a pitbull pretends to be playing with you, only to suddenly pounce on your arm, rip the flesh to the bone, all while wagging his tail. Just see for yourself in this clip of Gonzaga taking out Mirko “Cro Cop’ Filipovic after the jump:
Gonzaga Sniffs Out His Biggest Opportunity [Yahoo Sports]

