The Los Angeles Times reports that Pretty Boy Oscar De La Hoya has decided to keep plastering his trademark “I’m a pussy” grin on our pay-per-view channels. The notorious MAP (Mexican-American Prince), who had announced he would retire, (but then cashed that 45 million dollar check after Mayweather ran through him like a morning jog) has decided, for some uncanny reason (cha-ching) to extend his career. We don’t mind, considering a prima donna turned vegetable will be a once-in-a-lifetime event. So, we say “Fight On!” vato. It’s our duty as voyeurs of destruction to cheer on this wanna-be singer and seed-sprayer (he has four little golden punks with three different chicks). Seriously, who wouldn’t whore themselves out to boxing for some chedda?

Let The Standing Count Begin [LA Times]