Only days after declaring he’d be Venezuelan President_4_life, Hugo Chavez decided not to grant visas to a group of Taiwanese little leaguers for the World Junior Baseball Championships in Venezuela. Well, you know what? The WJBC’s have been canceled because of it. Thanks, jerk. According to Edwin Zerpa, president of the Venezuelan Baseball Association:

“We fulfilled our responsibility as organizers of the tournament. Unfortunately, their request was not made with sufficient time.”

Damn Zerpa, chill with Attude. It’s a stamp. You put some ink on it, give the passport a pound, and these little guys are on their way to getting lap dances in Caracas.

Junior event killed when Venezuela rejects Taiwan team [CBS SportsLine.com]
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