Deciding it’s his life’s duty to sex as many famous women (Jessica Simpson, Kirsten Dunst, etc.) in real life as we do in our dreams, Maroon 5’s lead singer Adam Levine let it slip that he and Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova were briefly an item. Why briefly?

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog.

The “miserable sex” led him to take the anti-depressant Paxil—something people who just had sex with Maria Sharapova shouldn’t need. He continued…

“She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’”

Maybe you were moaning the melodies to one of your songs, Levine. When our girlfriend puts on your CD during “cleaning Saturdays,” we can’t even finish vacuuming before running out of the room screaming. So at least give her credit for not doing that.

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