The latest word from the PGA is that they are ready to battle that devourer of integrity, (no, not polysester pants): steroids. The PGA joined the ranks of “responsible sports” by announcing they would initiate a drug policy for players. Oddly enough, the tour decided against the list everyone abides by and named only a few banned substances. Why you ask? Because commisioner Tim Fichem thought:

“We do not consider the [listed] substances in any way impactful as a performance enhancement.”

Translation: our golfers hit the snot out of the ball because of sheer fat index; except Tiger Woods because he’s really buff. Good news? Alcohol is ok, so that twelve pack of Tecates can stay nice and snug in your cart. We’re sure all twelve Latinos that play golf are grateful for that.

Golf Creates Anti-Doping Policy [Yahoo Sports]