Giovani dos Santos knows a thing or two about slanging his skills. Mexican national team coach Hugo Sanchez has called up the sensation to debut this weekend and give Virgen de Guadalupe worshiping men another idol to drink to. Giovani is the latest international stud to hit the mainstream. A few things that have helped the youngster along the way? Breaching his home country to cross that giant pond to the East (Europa) and play with the big boys helped. Then he made his country’s team call him up a few months after birthday numero 18. Then, if that wasn’t enough to solidify ‘pimp status’, Spain allowed him to whore their citizenship for his soccer services at Barcelona. From the under-17 World Championships to FC Barcelona flare, this kid has made owners and managers prance around like schoolgirls crushing on their teachers. Watch out for this vato. You’ll probably be kissing your jersey’s emblem in his honor soon.

Absolutanmente Mexicano [Espn Deportes]