Wrestling’s been getting a bad rap lately, and for good reason—a lot of wrestlers are dying and getting into trouble. You know what else has been getting a bad rap lately? Mortgages. People can’t pay them off and getting kicked out of their home. If only there was a man who could save them both. Wait, what’s that we hear? That’s Ric Flair’s music. Wooooooo!

It turns out that 57-year-old wrestling legend “Nature Boy” Ric Flair has opened up Ric Flair Financing. Yes, why go to a reputable bank or lender when you can visit RFF’s beta 1.0, 1995-looking website and apply right there for a mortgage using their surely patented “figure-4-process.” Oh, that’s right, you go if you’re “Tired of getting the runaround and turndown from all the big lenders?” We guess that’s code for “Is your credit score lower than your IQ? Then come on down!”

We can just imagine the scene at RFF when they get some sucker… um, borrower to sign on. Does the closer have to do the “Woooo!” if they get approved? And if someone’s credit is rejected, does the rep have to lean them against a turnbuckle and slap them across the chest? These are the reasons we need a fake social security number to play around with. Damn!

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