La Liga didn’t want to wait until this weekend to kick off it’s 10th round of action. Multiple matches took place today; there were some slaughterings; and our siesta time had to be cut in half. Our Spanish wine...

We’ve heard of finger fatigue from spending too much time at the arcade, but this is ridiculous. An arm wrestling game called “Arm Spirit” has caused three broken arms since being introduced in Japan. But in a PR move...

There’s been more smack talk between fighter Randy Couture and UFC Prez Dana White than two cholas on a playground in Echo Park. The latest dish is that Dana White went all psycho ex-girlfriend on Couture’s ass by publicly...

The rumor mill is churning on whether FC Barcelona scapegoat, Ronaldinho, is on his way out of the club. There’s been speculation for months about the Brazilians status. He was getting it in the rear from coach Frank Rijkaard...

Recent S.L. Benfica addition Freddy Adu hit his second game-winner in three games for the Portuguese team (wearing red in the video above). Maybe your second wind comes at 30? [The Offside Rules] Mariano Rivera is quietly negotiating a...

Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash’s back is as brittle as corn bread, so he’s already looking towards his post-basketball retirement plans. Nash set the record straight about rumors that he was about to shell out 300 million pounds...

A reader sent us this list of reasons Latinos should root for the San Antonio Spurs to repeat as NBA Champs from Ken Burns Hates Mexicans (heh). While we don’t feel that Tony Parker’s marriage to Eva Longoria should...

Only in football—specifically college football—does a ridiculous play like this get rewarded as “amazing”. Ever see a futbolero cut and weave through four defenders and beat the goalie in the final seconds of stoppage time? That’s our cup of...

A tipster sent us a blurb about Cracked: a “laugh so hard you chorro” website that pokes fun at, well, everything. They recently compiled a list of the wackiest sports team names across the globe (Butte County High School...

Fútbol star Cristiano Ronaldo has told The Sun that there’s a 99.9% chance that his Manchester United squad will capture the Premier and Champions League titles. We can’t wait for part two of the interview where he reveals he...

FC Barcelona striker Thierry Henry is worried that his amazing performances at Arsenal will translate to high expectations in Catalunya. Duh menso. Seems like the pressure from the media and the notoriously fickle Spanish fans are already getting to...

Colombian race car driver Juan Pablo Montoya’s stint on the Nextel Cup Circuit has been nothing like his F1 days. There, he was used to eating caviar off supermodels in places like Morocco before driving in a Grand Prix...

What do you get when you combine fútbol video games and Lucha Libre legends? A cool fucking photo-op, that’s what. El Hijo del Santo, with his famous silver-glittered mask, swapped some chilenas and sombreritos on FIFA 2008 with Mexican...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: And the nightmare (or fun) begins in Los Angeles. The Houston Rockets break Kobe’s 45 point tear and beat the Lakers 95-93. [Yahoo] Copa Sudamericana: Argentina’s River Plate advances to semifinals after...

The Boston Red Sox completed an impressive World Series sweep of the Colorado Rockies. It wasn’t the greatest series (by far), but halting a team which was on a 21-out of-22 winning stretch was big. And today “BoSox” fans...

The University of Central Florida decided not to install water fountains when they built their new stadium. They did it as a cost-cutting measure (to keep the stadium on budget) and to make money (at $3 per bottle of...

Former steroid abuser Luis Castillo better watch his knees because he’s been named the cover boy for Madden NFL 08 en Espanol. This edition—which will be released just in time for your Navidad-shopping needs—is announced on the heels of...

German World Cup champ and national cheerleader Franz Beckenbauer has publicly scrutinized England’s national fútbol team by saying they play like schoolchildren. The Brits faced Germany in August and lost 2-1 in front of a sellout crowd at Wembley...

Jesus, Martha Stewart, get out of the way! The banner’s going to get demolished, so why fix a stray strand of paper? Just couldn’t wait to get pounded by the football team, huh? [YouTube, via Deadspin] When did the...

We light up like roman candles whenever we hear the words “World Cup.” It’s like when you were a kid and you heard the words “no school today.” At that moment, nothing could beat that feeling of exhilaration. So...

Two Florida high school gals decided to enforce their school spirit at a football game by dousing their bodies with paint. Dudes do it all of the time so there shouldn’t have been a problem, correct? Negativo. School officials...

Oscar De La Hoya is a guy who wants to try everything at least once. De La Hoya has revealed plans to take Golden Boy Promotions to the heart of Mexico in order to expand his boxing empire. De...

Super agent Scott Boras’ announcement that Alex Rodriguez was opting out of his contract during the World Series has gotten major heat. Unfortunately for them, it wasn’t the kind they were hoping for. Instead of making Rodriguez’s revelation exciting,...

Sevilla FC of Spain is furious at EPL team Tottenham for the “treacherous” way they poached the Spanish side’s manager, Juande Ramos. Ramos took over for Martin Jol late last week, but had been rumored to do so for...

Our first thought when we finished watching this was, “Bodog Sports has a Bodog Fight Helicopter? Cool!” It should’ve been to throw up, but in those few helicopter-fantasizing seconds the shock of a bone jutting out of a leg...

Toss away your ketchup stained baseball jerseys sports fans because the NBA is rolling in like a housemaid with brand new sheets. Basketball season kicks off tonight and we’re pumped. Why? Because this is our only chance to fantasize...

Mark Cuban really knows what people want to see. He’s offered a three million dollar pot to see Randy Couture and Fedor Emelianenko fight (one for the loser, two for the winner) under his Cage Fighting Championship banner. Unfortunately,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Monday Night Football: Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers beat Denver in overtime 19-13. It hasn’t been a great week in Colorado at all. [MSNBC] NHL: Yo, where did all the freakin’...

Thousands of Brits ignored heavy rain yesterday in order to witness the first regular season NFL match in England between the New York Giants and the Miami Dolphins. Wait one damn minute. What the hell do people in England...

Mirko decided to show his lovable side by playing a joke on Pride announcer Mauro Ranallo. Joke: make fake allegations that the announcer made dubious remarks about your fighting style. Punchline: make announcer almost cry in front of colleagues....

Has the descent of Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s libido already started? He was seen hanging out with Britney Spears this past weekend. We never thought we’d say this, but we vote for Bush. [Jen’s Free Throws] The MLS’...

Hey it’s 3:01pm. Did you hear that the Boston Red Sox finished off the sweep against the Rockies in the World Series last night? Well they did. Now all Bostonians are raging wildly because their once cursed team is...

We always knew wrestling was scripted, but the drama in Bret “Hitman” Hart’s new tell-all book makes the sport look like Sesame Street. Part Friday Night Lights, part Degrassi Junior High, the autobiography details his struggles with his abusive...

Well it looks like good ol’ Joe isn’t heading to smog town in Southern California. The New York Yankees have offered their skipper’s position to ex-Yank Joe Girardi after news circulated that he had turned down a Los Angeles...

HBO has revealed that the Floyd Mayweather vs. Oscar De La Hoya fight last May made more money than they had previously expected. The fight, which Mayweather won by split decision, was touted as the fight to break all...

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban may be aspiring to buy the Chicago Cubs, but his side projects might be even more interesting. He’s currently working with Mario Lopez to develop a series of celebrity Mixed Martial Arts fights. Hopefully...

Alex Rodriguez has opted out of his insanely lucrative contract with the New York Yankees, inevitably closing the door on a historical era in the Bronx. Oh, wait, he’s just been there a few years and has never won...

Diego Maradona recently spoke to Colombian television network Telecanal RCN about an assortment of topics concerning Argentina’s national team, his notorious “Hand of God” goal, and his nemesis Pelé. The extended interview was granted between visits from Argentina to...

It turns out Cristiano Ronaldo has a joint checking account with his mom. Not only that, but she gives the green light for all his purchases, from the smallest bottle of hair gel to the fastest Ferrari. We don’t...

The sport of grease loving Southerners is about to launch a website in Es-pagn-ol and we’re wondering why the hell it took so long. Nascar punto com, the site dedicated to reporting on cars going in circles, is launching...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night. NFL: Fans in London, England were treated to their first, live NFL game. Troops of hooligans were seen taking notes on tackles, chop blocks, and other bone-crushing maneuvers. [Sporting News] English Premier League:...

This is Georges Laraque of the Pittsburgh Penguins vs Donald Brashear of the Washington Capitals. The only reason we ever watch hockey stems from the fact that we’re blood lusting bastards. The probability of seeing a fight is our...

USC’s Mark Sanchez is wasting no time in letting people know his background. The recently inserted QB, who took the reins from John David Booty two games ago, has pimped out his mouthguard with the colors of the Mexican...

Soccer leagues around the world have bashed the MLS as mediocre, but you know you have your work cut out for your posse when terrorist group Al-Qaeda releases a video proclaiming that your league is simply a myriad of...

Reigning tennis king Roger Federer recently met with journalist (PBS) Charlie Rose to discuss the enticing rivalry between him and fellow Spanish tennis star, Rafael Nadal (pictured left.) The interview commenced with Federer rambling on about why he’s the...

Looks like those Cuban boxers that defected a few months back are inspiring some copycats. Three boxers went missing this week during the World Boxing Championships in Chicago implying that either political asylum is a hot new trend, or...

We don’t know what’s more captivating about this video: the kick to the head or the completely strange choice of music. [YouTube, via The Beautiful Game] Did you know Tottenham Spurs coach Martin Jol has brothers named Cock and...

Notice to all grown men: rolling around with your sweaty homeboy can actually leave you with something worse than a hooker’s crabs. UFC fighter Drew McFedries didn’t get the memo, and will unfortunately (but fortunately for all of his...

Jenn Sterger, the famous Florida State cowboy hat wearin’ gal—and occasional Maxim-model—is cheating on her home team. She’s been seen wearing a University of South Florida hat, along with her cleavage-bearing tank top, at their home games. (We have...

Spanish Motorsport Federation president Carlos Gracia has called all British racing fans racists and ironic wankers for hoping black chap Lewis Hamilton leads them to an F1 victory. Man, add some lyrics to your national anthem and all of...