We were excited to hear Barry Bonds’ ex-girlfriend wrote a tell-all book accusing him of taking steroids in the late nineties. If that wasn’t good enough, she’s promoting the book with a pictorial in Playboy. When it comes down to hearing how she handled his shriveled nuts and bacne, we always prefer it from a woman showing us her goodies. It’s just the way we roll.

“I don’t see how anyone could not have known, but everybody looked the other way,” said Bell, who claims the slugger admitted using the juice to her in 1999.”

Bell catered to Bonds, too: She tells Playboy he was no All-Star in the bedroom. “When you’re dealing with somebody who’s that selfish, with that kind of ego, you learn to exaggerate your reactions to make him feel better,” she said, or as the skin mag put it, she faked it.

Don’t feel bad about the last part-he should be used to people faking it around him. Giant fans pretended to like Bonds for years.

Barry Bonds’ ex-mistress details star’s steroid use, temper[NY Daily News]