We always knew wrestling was scripted, but the drama in Bret “Hitman” Hart’s new tell-all book makes the sport look like Sesame Street. Part Friday Night Lights, part Degrassi Junior High, the autobiography details his struggles with his abusive father, groupies and cutting himself with a razor when he had to bleed in the ring. Similar stories will be featured in our upcoming book, MachoChip: Behind The Blog. This kind of story, however, won’t be:

“One night in Oklahoma City, [Hart] picked up the wife of a state trooper. Her husband was a regular user of steroids and the pair went back to his room where she expertly injected Bret with steroids before having sex.”

With all that cutting experience, couldn’t he get a nice, cute goth girl or something?

Hitman’s heart to Hart [Calgary Sun]
Image [WWF Archive]