You know you’ve been heading down the shit-hole when Hollywood steps in to help salvage whatever “great tradition” existed in your franchise. The Los Angeles Dodgers have unveiled plans to celebrate their 50th anniversary, which takes place in 2008, with a parade float and star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A Hollywood spokeperson offered us this gem to enlighten the decision.

The relationship between the Dodgers and Hollywood has lasted longer than most Hollywood marriages.

Didn’t Hollywood want to secede from Los Angeles a few years back? Only in LA does a consistently pissed on walkway symbolize “tribute”.

Dodgers’ To Celebrate 50th Anniversary [Sporting News]
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