This is Georges Laraque of the Pittsburgh Penguins vs Donald Brashear of the Washington Capitals. The only reason we ever watch hockey stems from the fact that we’re blood lusting bastards. The probability of seeing a fight is our only motivation. Objectifying? Yes. But you shouldn’t blame us. We come from a place that experiences winter for two weeks. So, a sport on ice makes us squeamish. (But in a tough guy kind of way.) However, we can’t get enough of two guys on sharpened skates pummeling the hell out of each other. Enjoy.