WednesdayOctober242007

NAFTA Winger Raffi Torres Gets Max Fine For A Love Tap

Edmonton Oiler Raffi Torres was fined $2,500 for this “hit” on the Calgary Flames’ Darren Moss. He’s the guy in the white jersey bumping shoulders with the dude in the red jersey. It’s the biggest fine the NHL could levy on the Mexican/Peruvian-Canadian. We don’t see what the problem is, really. We get shoved like this on the subway coming in to MachoChip HQ everyday; except it’s with strollers, not sticks.

Oilers’ Torres escaps ban in Moss hit [Sporting News]

Comments

COme on! This is the only reason I watch this fucking game! They take this away and I’ll have to resort to watching the busted “Lake Show” get worked by teams like Boston. Fucking KG. Damn, I guess I’m still mad about that.

Don’t tell me you guys get on the subway in W’burg or in Park Slope…what are you guys doing there in the first place?

@pocho_guey_al_norte: Hey, don’t diss park slope. It’s the most pretentious area I could afford.

Admittedly, it’s a purdy neighborhood. Nice to know you’re bringing the brown to the park eslop.

Last time I was there, I saw a kid in a van wearing his Tricolor jersey. Que. Suave. You could still tell he was a fish out of water, though. The five-year old Plymouth minivan gave it away.

But the Kids and Strollers man…Don’t tell me you’re gonna be a breeder soon…

Well, MFS, are you?

@pocho_guey_al_norte: well, I’m not breeding any time soon, my doggies take up too much of my time.

@MFS: one step at a time. besides,spawn, while oftentimes adorable, cost too much cash.

Speaking of spawn, I think we should begin seeing either some closeted Latino or crema-fied Latino lacrosse players within the next three to five years. Perhaps sooner?

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