It turns out Cristiano Ronaldo has a joint checking account with his mom. Not only that, but she gives the green light for all his purchases, from the smallest bottle of hair gel to the fastest Ferrari. We don’t know how he does it. We had problems asking our mom for an ice cream when we were younger, so we couldn’t even imagine asking for a Leeds hooker.

Cristiano still has a joint account with his mum and she controls his pocket money. [His mom] gives the green light to extravagant buys like flash cars and takes care of cheque-writing duties.

In an interview in Portugal, she said: “I still looked after his wages until he was 18 and even now the money he earns goes into a joint account in mine and his names.”

Not content with only one of his balls in a vise, she’s also getting say in his personal life.

She also told her wee lamb to give former Hollyoaks bike Gemma Atkinson her marching orders. Gracias for that Madre.

Yeah, we don’t know about that one, Cristiano.

Ronaldo’s special bonk account [Sun UK]
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