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Olympic participants will have a hard time breathing in Beijing come 2008, but Australian officials want to emphasize to their team that horseplay with a hooker, sucking down tainted fruit, and getting tattoos can be just as dangerous. Australian...

The recent relationship between USC and the Los Angeles Coliseum commission isn’t nearly as nice as the USC song girls. And it was only a matter of time before some crazed lunatics weighed in on the fiasco. After Coliseum...

So why are the police releasing this video of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa getting busted in a DUI so many months after? Apparently someone forgot to send Palm Beach police an autographed photo of Albert Pujols. [Sox...

The MLS has been plagued by endless scrutiny that the American game doesn’t have an international feel. Apparently all of those Latin Americans and ol’ geezers from Germany aren’t hacking it. So MLS team’s have been brainstorming as to...

Apparently there’s still some grief on the part of Oscar De La Hoya’s camp about those provocative Drag shots released a few months back. De La Hoya’s attorneys have released an agreement signed by Milana Dravnel—the notorious stripper/photographer—stating the...

Manchester United head coach Sir Alex Ferguson was spiked with a red card during Man Utd.’s loss against Bolton last week. Ferguson turned belligerent fool after a harsh tackle from Bolton’s Kevin Davies on Manchester’s Patrice Evra, and Fergie...

Floyd Mayweather is a lot of things—Fashionable Mo’Fo, talented boxer and horrible rapper. But has he ever been the good guy? Mayweather says that while he’s usually pinned as the heel, this upcoming fight with Textin’ Ricky Hatton makes...

Liverpool FC head coach Rafa Benitez has been in hot water ever since he called out his American owner bosses for being cheapskates. He demanded some extra dough to pick up some players during the Winter transfer window, but...

Miami Heat coach Pat Riley has kicked guard Smush Parker (seen here during his Laker days) off the team for assaulting a parking valet over a $12 ticket. Man, parking attendants and athletes just don’t mix, do they? Police...

Angels owner Arte Moreno is warning baseball fans (and alerting the media) that when MLB’s Mitchell Report comes out naming “people implicit” in steroid abuse, heads will spin. Really? Because unless it’s Derek Jeter or Johan Santana, there won’t...

Just in case you hadn’t been ravaged and withered by Barry Bonds’ steroid saga, HBO execs have decided to make a film based on the best-selling book, “Game Of Shadows”, which documents Bonds’ alleged steroid-use. The movie would concentrate...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Antonio Romo took a break from shagging pop-stars and beat Green Bay’s Brett Favre/Aaron Rodgers duo 37-27. Next on the list: conquering Jessica Simpson’s pantie drawer. [Dallas Morning News] Uefa Cup: Atletico...

Even if the Los Angeles Lakers lose their most prized commodity—Mr. Kobe Bryant—they can rest assured that they’ll have a prolific coach to guide them through the horrendous years that await them. Phil Jackson has signed a two-year extension...

In sports, most awards are typically meaningless. They’re usually handed out to glamour-whores, inevitably propelling recipients to endorsement deals and amplified fame. It’s kind of like how corporations created Valentine’s Day. Bastards. But sometimes we like the awards: specifically...

This is probably why soccer will never be as big in the States as it is overseas—Americans are afraid to chant. The most we can do is “Na Na Na Na/Hey Hey Hey/Goodbyyyyye!” [Who Ate All The Pies] Didier...

We haven’t talked about our favorite Argentine-loony in quite some time. Fortunately, Diego paid a surprise visit to the Boca Juniors camp today to try and instill some extra motivation for the team’s upcoming matches.That’s rich. It’s been rumored...

It’s set. Start saving your money. Request the day off. Oh wait it’s a Saturday. Never mind. Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez are ready to throwdown come March 15th in a fight for the WBC Superfeatherweight title. Pacquiao...

Tuomo Ruutu of the Chicago Blackhawks was arrested yesterday outside of the city while he was out on a run. Unlike other athletes, though, he was quickly released. Police gave him the whole “fit the description” business that, for...

Becks & Company have traveled way down under to New Zealand to take on soccer team Wellington Phoenix this coming Saturday. Unfortunately, most of the 4 million inhabitants of the island nation correlate soccer with a sport schoolchildren play....

In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock show....

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has decided to step in to decide this college football turf war between USC, UCLA and their stadiums. He wants the Trojans to play at the Coliseum long-term, and says the two need to...

When the Cowboys and Packers meet tonight in Dallas, there will only be a relatively few people watching. That’s because for most of America, the game will only be carried on the NFL Network, who has decided to call...

A Sky News reporter knocked on Jose Mourinho’s door last night to ask him a few questions about England’s coaching vacancy, and look who actually answered. Why every news station in England didn’t immediately dispatch hoards of reporters to...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions League: Werder Bremen stun Real Madrid 3-2, making Group A free for anyone to take—kind of like an Olsen twin. [Guardian UK] NBA: Lebron James sprains a finger and the Cleveland...

Obviously whoever thought Americans were the only fat-tards in the world were mistaken. Uefa’s attack on love-handles comes with this clever ad, which was released during Champions League play this week. With a bit of innovation, you can turn...

We’ve encountered many hung-over days in our lives; mangled by a bottle of grandpa’s ol’ cough medicine; and yearning to replenish those precious vitamins and minerals we pissed away the previous evening. Somehow we always found a way to...

Former England national coach Sven Goran Eriksson has a profound theory concerning the impatience of FA officials when it comes to keeping their coaches. Turns out his expertise on the issue can be correlated to his time in Italy...

This is a commercial that’s running during Hockey Night In Canada up in America’s hat. Jesus, is that the price you have to pay to get a 9.5 alcohol content? If so, we’ll stick with Miller Lite and watch...

Apparently the MLS is trying to evolve outside of the pitch now that the league is “growing.” It’s been 12 years since the conception of America’s soccer league and the MLS has put some extra pressure on owners to...

Matchday 5 of European Champions’ League clashes are about to start and we’re as hyped as that one time we waited five hours to see Rage Against The Machine. Well, it might not be that exciting since it’s merely...

This Thursday night, the few people who get the NFL Network will watch the biggest NFC game of the year between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers. The teams are 10-1, leading the race for the Super Bowl...

The son of legendary Mexican boxer Julio Cesar Chavez isn’t dealing in chump change anymore. Chavez Jr. is fighting his first pay-per view main event fight December 1st against unknown boxer Ray Sanchez, in a junior middleweight bout in...

In the biggest Los Angeles misstep since Ishtar, the USC Trojans football team is considering moving from the LA Coliseum to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. The only problem is their crosstown rivals—the UCLA Bruins—call that home. What would...

Minnesota Twins pitcher Johan Santana probably won’t be in the Twin Cities much longer. He’s already turned down their four-year, $80 million offer, which when you consider the Giants gave Barry Zito a $126 million contract less than a...

No wonder Cristiano Ronaldo is so smug. This goal isn’t even shocking to him. He scored the game-winner against his former club, Sporting Lisbon, during extra time of their Uefa Champions’ League match yesterday. If he keeps this up...

VIA GUANABEE: We were saddened by reports yesterday of the death of 24 year-old Washington Redskins player Sean Taylor who was gunned down during a purported break-in at his home in Miami, Florida. Turns out the girlfriend and mother of...

England’s coaching vacancy has caught the eye of some interesting speculators, notably “The Special One” Jose Mourinho. He’s come out and told the FA (the ruling body of English Football) that if they want him, then all they need...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions’ League: Them Romans and their bludgeoning. When will it end! No animals were hurt during this slaughtering. Roma 4, Dynamo Kiev 1. [SkySports] NBA: Didn’t Shawn Kemp just celebrate a birthday...

Matchday 5 has come to an end, but not without it’s fair share of shockers. It took a whole 90 minutes, but Cristiano finally knocked in that goal we predicted. Barcelona vs. Lyon was a bit of a shocker,...

Australians have been hooting and hollering for their boy David Beckham this weekend, and he finally gave them the show they’d paid for. Fortunately for the 80,000 plus fans, he dished out a signature free-kick to give the Galaxy...

Kaká’s woman, Caroline Celico, confirmed yesterday that she’s carrying her husbands first boy in her belly. “Yes, I am expecting a boy, and I am very happy,” Celico said. Ain’t that a relief. In five months we can expect...

You ever wonder what kind of grit it takes for an athlete to walk away from the opportunity to roll deep with one of the greatest players in your generation? Right now, we’re asking ourselves how Anderson Varejao can...

If this is ACC ref Ron Cherry’s career highlight, then he should hang up his striped shirt in pride. It’s better than being known for blowing an important call. [YouTube] FIFA didn’t have any other bids other than stadium-stallin’...

The Mexican acting duo made up of Diego Luna and Gabriel Garcia Bernal are currently in post-production on a new movie called “Rudo Y Cursi”. There isn’t much hype as to what the film’s about, but our savvy reseach...

Wow, this EPL/foreign players story doesn’t want to go away. In an exchange straight out of The Jerry Springer Show, the EPL has been lambasting French UEFA chief Michel Platini for, um, agreeing with their pro-Englishman stance on players....

Uefa Champions’ League soccer is upon us once again and we’re as siked as a California beach bunny getting a tan. Matchday 5 can either make your or break you, so we’re taking a glance at the most scintillating...

We’re constantly bombarded with images of athletes patting ass in American sports. It’s completely normal: like eating sunflower seeds in a baseball dugout, or blowing snot rockets on the sidelines. It’s a bit nasty, but it’s all a part...

When David Beckham decided to grace the MLS with his presence, all (media) indications were that this was a new era for the sport. From his first gimpy day forward, the league’s history would be BB and AB-Before Beckham...

Sports Illustrated recently sat down with French international soccer player Thierry Henry (pictured with Tony Parker) to chat with him about all the normal crap you hear in an interview. Henry talk about his boy Tony Parker, his infatuation...