Basketball stars aren’t shy about their affinity for “the beautiful game.” First, Kobe Bryant declared his infatuation for FC Barcelona’s team last year—specifically his giganto crush on Ronaldinho; Steve Nash is just short of ex-naying his basketball contract (since the Suns are consistently thumped in the playoffs anyway) and turning to bicycle kicks and “sombreritos”; and now we know Baron Davis watches La Liga every weekend because he decided to enlighten us with his interpretation of the worst flop in the history of sports . It was so bad, Davis had Vlade Divac and the entire Italian Serie A league screaming foul (not really). Check it and judge.

Video [YouTube, via Deadspin]