It was reported today that veteran baseball player Jose Guillen purchased some form of growth hormone and steroid between 2002 and 2005. Big whoop. We’ve heard it before. But have you ever wondered how a player goes about his biz? Besides using credit cards with his name and having product shipped directly to his home, Jose Guillen’s audaciousness takes the term “moron” to a new level.

Guillen was with the playoff-bound Oakland A’s on Sept. 19, 2003, when he used a credit card to order $2,083 worth of Genotropin, a brand name for human growth hormone, along with the steroids testosterone propionate and stanozolol and syringes and needles, to be shipped to him at the Oakland Coliseum, records show.

There’s truly nothing like a popionate/stanozolol milkshake to get rid of pre-game playoff butterflies.

Jose Guillen among three linked to steroids [FoxSports]
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