Heads Up: Alex Rodriguez Follows The Green

A-Rod’s not greedy, he’s just trying to feed his family… really expensive food. [YouTube, via Deadspin]
The Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry was backed by his team against drug allegations—after he passed the drug and lie detector tests. No word if they waterboarded him, too. [ESPN]
David Beckham’s going to go ahead and show his thong to the world. [Jenn’s Free Throws]

Michael Jordan wants his son to be his own man. He should tell him to be a lawyer so he won’t get stuck with a crappy pre-nup. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
Suspended NFL cornerback Pacman Jones will take a plea deal in the triple shooting he was involved with. Man, anything to defend his tag team title, huh? [Yahoo]
The Milwaukee Brewers’ Ryan Braun and Boston Red Sox’s Dustin Pedroia are this year’s MLB Rookies of the Year. [Yahoo]
British F1 superstar Lewis Hamilton is leaving England for Switzerland to protect his privacy and (cough) the tax breaks (cough). [Javno Sports]