Heads Up: Bug Spray For The Extra Sweaty In All Of Us

You know that can of bug spray that the Yankees used to keep gnats off the fat back of Joba Chamberlain during the playoffs? Now you can buy it! [ESPN]
Kansas City Chiefs running back Priest Holmes is retiring today, four games into his comeback after a neck injury sidelined him for two years. This is after Chiefs first string RB Larry Johnson broke a foot earlier, effectively ending his season. Yeah, KC’s screwed. [NFL.com]
The Comcast cable company is telling the NFL Network to stop running ads where it guides fans to other cable companies that carry the football station. For once, it’d be nice for the fans to not be used as pawns in billionaire games. [USA Today, via Deadspin]

Dammit, more of that word “incentives” being thrown around. Oh wait. This incentive to play well is to keep your job. That works for us. [Fox Sports]
Former Phoenix Suns star Kevin Johnson has been a horrible slumlord. But he also runs camps for underprivileged kids. Looks like someone’s been reading up on his Jung. [Slam]