Heads Up: When Tony Romo Pantomimes, The Ladies Just Swoon

Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo: Pro Bowl quarterback, female-celebrity sexer, referee-in-training? [You Tube]
The Beijing Olympics has made Chinese citizens so proud that over 3,500 babies have been named Aoyun, which means Olympics in Mandarin. Luckily for the kids, China didn’t get that Naked World Cup we saw once on Real Sex 23. [Sporting News]
Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo has kicked all of his players out of their luxurious new locker room until they play better, even making them dress in the hallway. But where will they conduct their homoerotic horseplay in private now? [Larry Brown Sports]

Looks like pitcher Curt Schilling narrowed his search of 28 teams to one—the Red Sox, the one he’s already on. [Sox And Dawgs]
English Premier League teams Tottenham and Manchester United ask the league to allow them to field more subs—but English ones, right Sir Alex? [BBC]
The Brits have started pro-basketball leagues. Are they even going to implement a traveling rule, seeing that the Americans hardly call it here? [Slam Online]