Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Copa Sudamericana: Club América defeat Millonarios from Colombia 2-0 to advance to finals. All ten fans allowed to attend were ecstatic. [Univision]
• Spain’s Copa del Rey: FC Barcelona struggle against third division side Alcoyano. The score should have been, um, 33-0. [CNN]
• NBA: Los Angeles Lakers crap out against the San Antonio Spurs 107-92. Kobe Bryant midweek tantrum soon to come. Stay tuned. [LATimes]
• NHL: Motown gets shut down as Detroit Red Wings get clipped by St. Louis 4-3. Yeah, we like ice and stuff sometimes. [Yahoo]
• NBA: Boston prepares for championship parade in June. Too soon? Please say yes. Boston Celtics cruise to a 101-86 win over Indiana Pacers, improve to 6-0. [Boston Globe]

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