Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Copa Sudamericana: River Plate and Arsenal played to a 0-0 draw. No streakers were involved. [Espn Deportes]
• MLS Playoffs: No more worrying about spell checking Cuauhtemoc. New England Revolution beat Chicago Fire, 1-0 to advance to final. [SI]
• Beach Soccer World Cup: Kick some sand in their eyes and anything is possible. Mexico beat Spain 5-4 to advance to semifinals. [Xinhua]
• NBA: What? No Kobe trade-talk fiasco yesterday? Chicago finally pay attention to basketball and sneak past the Detroit Pistons 97-93. [Yahoo]
• Uefa Cup: German club Bayern Munich held by English club Bolton 2-2. In other news, Oliver Khan will be goalie forever and ever and ever… [AFP]

Image [AP]