'Member? Houston Saves Us All From Madness

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night
- MLS Cup: The Houston Dynamo capture their second consecutive championship and it was the only time we’ve EVER rooted for a Texas team. New England Revolution 1, Houston 2. [CNN]
- Euro 2008: Israel’s Omer Golan scores winner to beat Russia 2-1. In other news, Englanders pause and salute, then commence to berate foreigners. Again. [Guardian]
- NFL: Brett Favre is old, but the guy can still throw. Green Bay Packers roll over Carolina 31-17. [Yahoo]
- NBA: Kobe might have just canceled his trip to Chicago. Lakers rout Bulls 106-78. [LATimes]
- World Cup 2010: Peru hold off Brazilians by tricking them into believing it was just a friendly. Peru 1, Brazil 1. [Espn Global]
- Euro 2008: It’ll be a standard 2008 for Scotland. Italy kick them out of Euro tourney by winning 2-1. [The Sun]
- World Cup 2010: Juan Roman Riquelme scores twice to lead Argentina to a 3-0 win over Bolivia. [Sports Network]
- NFL: It’s official. Tom Brady sold his soul to the devil. Patriots go to 10-0 by beating Pittsburgh 56-10. Um, wow. [Boston Herald]
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