Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NFL: A recommendation: never assume you have that big bag of Kettle chips waiting for you before the Monday night game. Denver rocked Tennessee 34-20. [Bloomberg]
• Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Madrid fall to lowly Alicante 7-1 and are elim…SIKE! Their game was postponed until December 19th. Bastards. [Espn]
• College Basketball: UCLA victorious over Maryland 71-59. Cut the foreplay and lets just get to March madness yeah? [NYTimes]
• NBA: Orlando Magic are the first to ten wins this season after they beat New Orleans 95-88. Remember when Shaq would shatter the backboard glass all the time? We do. [USA Today]
• NHL: Dallas Stars over Los Angeles Kings 3-0. Snore.[LATimes]

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