Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Uefa Champions’ League: Them Romans and their bludgeoning. When will it end! No animals were hurt during this slaughtering. Roma 4, Dynamo Kiev 1. [SkySports]
• NBA: Didn’t Shawn Kemp just celebrate a birthday not too long ago? Someone needs to get that guy back in a jersey. Lakers rock Sonics 106-99. [Seattle Times]
• NHL: What do you get when a Canuck meets a Duck in the wild: a thrashing. Ducks nipped 4-0. [LATimes]
• Uefa Champions’ League: Rangers only needed one point to advance. They’re just playing possum. You’ll see. Maybe. VfB Stuttgart 3, Rangers 2. [BBC Sports]
• NBA: The Boston Celtics are, like, totally mortal, man. Cleveland Cavaliers 109, Boston Celtics 104. [NYTimes]

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