Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• English Premiership: At this rate, Chelsea’s entire staff are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Everton’s Tim Cahill stuns Chelsea with a late equalizer; final 1-1. [The Sun]
• Boxing: Puerto Rican Miguel Cotto retains WBA belt against “Sugarless” Shane Mosley. [The Sweet Science]
• NBA: The Miami Heat finally win their first game of the season and reach the level of “slightly lukewarm.” Miami 75, New York 72. [SI]
• Argentine Soccer: “Shut your stinkin boca and win”, says Boca Juniors coach Ricardo La Volpe. Boca Juniors 4, Vélez 0. [Espn Deportes]
• Spain’s La Liga: Real Madrid tease Mallorca into believing they really had a shot. Come from behind to win. Real Madrid 4, Mallorca 3. [Terra]
• NFL: Seriously, it has to be something in the cheese this year. Green Bay Packers defeat Minnesota 34-0, improving to 8-1. [LATimes]
• Beach Soccer World Cup: “Joga Bonito” goes beyond the grass. Brazil roughs up Mexico 8-2 to retain World Cup title. [Espn Deportes]
• Mexican Soccer League: Pumas advance to playoffs after drawing against Pachuca, 1-1. Pumas were more entertaining when Hugo Sanchez was screaming at the world every five minutes, don’t ya think? [Univision]

Image [The Sun]