This video of Alexi Ramirez, the “Versatile Exile” from Cuba that just signed with the Chicago White Sox, makes their fans drool. If you ask cross-town Cub fans, that’s not too hard to do. [YouTube] Hey, Tony Gonzales broke...

Adriano’s luck hasn’t changed since moving from Inter Milan to Sao Paolo on loan this winter. Last week, Adriano was seen drinking and partying at a Brazilian pop concert (this is no good since he’s a self-confirmed drunk), with...

When Jose Canseco released his steroid tell-all Juiced in 2004, everyone called him a self-absorbed, washed up ball player who was just seeking attention. Now, with all the hububb around the Mitchell Report and Canseco being vindicated, he’s decided...

Unfortunately the Giants didn’t listen to us on Saturday (Eli… ugh), so the big news around the water cooler for the people at work today is the Patriots perfect season. But winning as many games in the regular season...

Los Angeles is the land of gimmicks. It is the place that will turn tricks to increase media attention. This is what we want to believe after Los Angeles went all retro and brought out their vintage 1980’s thigh...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL: The New York Giants didn’t listen to a damn word we said. New England Patriots 38, New York 31. [FoxSports] England Premiership: Did Nery forget to save enough money to purchase a...

What To Watch While Your Grandma Is Drinking The Leftover Rompope ESPN Perfiles: Roberto Clemente died tragically in an airplane crash on December 31, 1972. ESPN Deportes will be profiling his brilliant life and career on December 31st, the...

Jim Leyritz, the crazy “Hellraiser”-esque/Aryan brotherhood looking douche to the right, has been cited and booked for manslaughter after his drunk ass careened out of control, striking another vehicle and killing the driver. Leyritz, whose 44th birthday was Thursday,...

Cristiano Ronaldo? Kaka? Juan Roman Riquelme? Nope. It’s Ryan Taylor from English Premiership club Wigan Athletic. Who? Exactly. Wigan coach Issac Bruce claims his best midfielder can curve a ball with the sexiness and accurateness of a Beckham strike....

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

A Texas A&M yell leader, the dudes who never get laid, but love to yell into megaphones, decided to crack some jokes about Penn State coach Joe Paterno’s age by basically implying he wants him dead. One A&M yell...

We at MachoChip don’t root for anyone. That would go against everything we stand for. That said, we really hope the New York Giants beat the New England Patriots this weekend, preventing them from a perfect season. Hey, we’re...

You have to ask that question because moments like this make you wonder why anyone still considers David Beckham the premier free-kicker in the world. Manchester United ended up thrashing Sunderland 4-0 and taking away first place from Arsenal....

New Michigan coach Richard Rodriguez isn’t going to be sitting comfortably in his newly appointing position. Apparently his ex-employer, West Virginina, doesn’t trust he’ll pay a buy out clause, so, in the spirit of all that is mighty and...

While talk of the UFC being THE!NEXT!BEST!THING! has cooled down a bit (yeah, there’s not gonna be an HBO show), the fact is that the league is still badass and popular. So of course, that means certain people are...

Back in our college days, we used to date a rugby player whose hazing was rather disgusting: she had to drink beer out of every teammate’s boot. That’s why this story doesn’t surprise us. An Australian rugby player had...

We saw this roll up on our RSS feeds and our hearts skipped a beat. Legendary Los Angeles sportscaster Stu Nahan died yesterday from lymphoma. We grew up donning Dodger blue and sleeping in our Steve Sax limited edition...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: One more round of boxing day. Manchester City was blinded by the thought of being in fourth place; ends up fumbling lead late in the game. How is Roque Santa Cruz still...

Madison Square Garden would sure like to get through the rest of 2007 with a little pocket change. Isiah Thomas’ stupidity already cost them $11.5 million this year, and rather than suffer the horrific consequences of another legal battle,...

A Malaysian soccer referee decided to fight fire with a loaded gun when he went all Clint Eastwood on some players and fans after they chased him out of a stadium this weekend over a red card he issued....

Turns out Eva Longoria won’t be on the market after all. Huffington Post reporter Dana Kennedy exhumed some proof that the French supermodel Alexandra Paressant—the chick Tony Parker was supposedly shagging—is nothing but an obsessive liar with normal clothes...

Adriano has been slumping for about a year now and Inter Milan had no other choice but to ship him off somewhere in order to restore his prowess as a striker. Club president Massimo Moratti believes that loaning Adriano...

See, this is the reason if you want to play the Wii sports with a flat-screen, you need to mount the sucker. Real high. [iFilm] Carlos Ischia formally took over as manager of Boca Juniors, pissing off Diego Maradona...

Roger Clemens’s lawyers are pulling out all the stops to clear his name that was sullied by the Mitchell Report. They’re now using private investigators to try to discredit Brian McNamee, the informant whose sordid tales of sticking needles...

It was the animated Hugo Sanchez stating he’d pray to the three kings in Spain (Andres Guardado, Carlos Vela, Giovani Dos Santos) to get his national side through the Olympic trials that got us to post this. They drew...

Americans are lucky that the closest their government gets to being involved with sports is matching funds to build a stadium. And those officials who are more interested are too busy dealing with steroids than the fact Alex Rodriguez...

Nick Barnett was made the laughing-stock of the NFL this weekend when he found himself wrestled to the ground by referee Jim Quirk during Sunday’s game against Chicago. It was probably the most comedic performance of the year since...

Ronaldo was spotted in Brazil this weekend livin’ la vida loca with Brazilian teammate and fellow headache Adriano. Ronaldo has been receiving treatment for a calf injury that has sidelined him for the last decade six months. The Brazilian...

If you’re flipping around TV Sunday night and keep on seeing the Pats/Giants game, don’t worry, your set isn’t broken. For the first time ever, the NFL will be showing the same game on three channels-CBS, NBC and the...

Diego Maradona professed his admiration for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad last week and he managed to tick off a number of Jewish families who were part of a 1994 bombing tragedy in Iran. “I believe Maradona is wrong and...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Manchester find warmth in the depths of Sunderland. That translates to they kicked their arse. Man Utd. 4, Sunderland 0. [Independent] Premiership: Rafa Benitez gets to keep his job for another week....

If Floyd Mayweather Jr. is seriously considering a move to mixed martial arts fighting, then we believe his first opponent has peeked his Neanderthal head. Joe “Daddy” Stevenson has criticized Mayweather’s comments concerning his possible (less plausible) move to...

Young Mexican striker Giovani Dos Santos has seen limited play this season in Catalunya because, in our opinion, head coach Frank Rijkaard has gone bonkers. It’s truly uncertain why Dos Santos hasn’t been given more time since Thierry Henry,...

Hey readers! Got some tips for us? Got some juice on your favorite soccer stars? Is Oscar De La Hoya crank calling you all night and you want us to write about it so the whole world can read...

When Alex Rodriguez was a wee young lad of 24, his agent at the time, one Scott Bor-ass, was trying to obtain a record breaking contract that would make Rodriguez the highest-paid player in baseball history. It worked. What...

Green Bay Packer Nick Barnett got his ass taken down by ref Jim Quirk. This guy could be the next Chuck Lidell… or LAPD recruit. [YouTube] Big Papi Ortiz says his BFF Johan Santana is definitely not going to...

Everyone, including us, thought the decline of Arsenal FC was inevitable after Thierry Henry decided to leave for Barcelona. The Gunners have proved everyone wrong, once again we’re included in that mess, and have stuck to the top tier...

When England’s Football Association began freaking out after getting ousted from the Euro 08 tournament and started blaming all the foreigners, we were surprised not one foreign player sat down in protest. And while we were shocked by that,...

The name Manny Pacquiao is a symbol of destruction to Mexican boxers. That’s because Pacquiao has single-handedly defeated every top ranked Mexican fighter in his division. Pacquiao could probably demolish Oscar De La Hoya too if it weren’t for...

When you buy a ticket to a match, what does that allow you to do, other than watch the game live and be gouged for beer? Are you free to oogle women showing their boobies? Resell that ticket and...

Missed all the greatest fights from 2007 because you were too busy losing all of your excess overtime money on Full Tilt Poker? Well you’re in luck. HBO decided to re-air their biggest fights of 2007 that include Oscar...

Nery Castillo, Manchester City’s newest acquisition, is very proud of his new threads. He was finally welcomed by the English club with open arms this weekend and Castillo is eager to prove he’s more than just a whining tantrum...

It seems that New England Patriots fans weren’t the only ones rooting for their team to beat the Dolphins on Sunday and go 15-0. That’s because Giant fans couldn’t wait to dump their team and sell their tickets for...

It wasn’t the merriest of holidays for Catalan striker Ronaldinho. After losing to Real Madrid over the weekend, in the biggest rivalry clash in the world, Barcelona fans decided to point their Catalan fingers straight into the Brazilian’s grill—and...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: When is Andrew Bynum going to receive his apology, Kobe? Los Angeles 122, Phoenix 115. [LATimes] NFL: It was a Monday night beat down that sent shock waves up to Wednesday morning....

How long do you think Santa Claus can keep up on the pitch? Five… six minutes? [The Beautiful Game] Few things could be worse on Christmas Eve than getting fired. Don’t expect the now ex-coach of the Chicago Bulls...

Christmas time is here. And earlier, as I opened the presents, I thought back on this year and what a Secret Sports Santa could bring as gifts for 2008. What would make me a better fan… and more loyal...

Real Madrid V Barcelona is the most desired sporting event in the world. Yes Yankee/Red Sox fans, this game is even bigger than you. Real Madrid are seven points clear going into the Christmas break and this Julio Baptista...

We’re wowed at the fact that the Pittsburgh Penguins’ (and NHL savior) Sidney Crosby got into his first NHL fight-halfway through his third season. We thought it would’ve happened during his first game-you know, the NHL’s version of rookie...

Reports are circulating that alcoholic striker Adriano and fat man Ronaldo were seen partying at a pop concert in Rio this weekend. The duo were captured in photographs (which we are vehemently hunting down for your Christmas pleasure) with...