Adriano’s luck hasn’t changed since moving from Inter Milan to Sao Paolo on loan this winter. Last week, Adriano was seen drinking and partying at a Brazilian pop concert (this is no good since he’s a self-confirmed drunk), with fellow Brazilian defunct striker Ronaldo. Then early Monday morning, Adriano reports were filtering throughout cyberspace that he was involved in a car accident with three other vehicles.

The 25-year-old, already courting controversy after being photographed holding a beer can at a pop concert 10 days ago, escaped unscathed from the incident in Rio de Janeiro, where he is on holiday. Adriano’s car was in collision with three other vehicles but nobody was hurt or arrested, reports said. Police could not immediately be reached for comment.

When, exactly, did Adriano turn into an underage female Hollywood celebrity? The facts are simple: Adriano is like Ken Griffey Jr., but except wrist fractures and hamstring pulls. His injuries are more about ego and, well, alcoholism. With that said, shouldn’t he be working out and doing two-a-days a la NFL style? Lock his refrigerator and put a parachute on his back and he’ll be back into shape in no time.

Adriano Escapes Unscathed From Car Crash in Rio [Javno]
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