We’re not Turkish. So we don’t know exactly what’s going on in this vid. But the little observational skills we’ve attained over the years have led us to believe this is something of a homage to Brazilian fullback Roberto Carlos. He appears to be the new emperor of Turkish club Fenerbahce and he’s been sent to conquer Galatasaray. A battle will ensue and Galatasaray’s players will wail, squirm and eventually be conquered. Then they will worship him. Apocalyptic blood smeared font may symbolize the end of times, but meh, who knows? Eventually, Roberto Carlos will clone himself and yell for no apparent reason. Maybe the thought of multiple Roberto Carlos’ in the world scares him. Whatever. Swallow this and let us know what you think. If you’re Turkish, fill us in on the text. We’d babelfish the bastard, but we have lives and it’s Friday night.

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