Heads Up: Thanks For Shielding My Eyes, NFL Network

This is the most egregious run on the field we’ve ever seen—right into the huddle! More importantly, since this was a Thursday night NFL game, could you still use one of the other cameras to see the idiot, or did the network block that off, too? [YouTube]
Has professional tennis been infiltrated by the Russian mob? They must’ve been priced out of the lucrative soccer fixing that’s been going on. [Larry Brown Sports]
Ricky Hatton is still a hero in his home town of Manchester, meaning the ugly pug won’t be lonely for very long if Gemma Louise Abel has anything to say about it. [BBC]

The Riquelme-less Boca Juniors squad are still confident going into the FIFA Club World Cup, where they’re looking forward to playing AC Milan. Yeah, modesty isn’t something Argie sides do well. [Fox Sports]
The next hilarious chapter in the Becks/Snoop Dogg saga. [Kickette]
Funnyman boxer Joe Calzaghe was named the BBC Sports Personality Of The Year. Hm, apparently it was a “win some, lose some” kind of weekend for British boxers. [Guardian UK]