Heads Up: Yeah, That Had No Chance Of Going Well

No matter how many times it’s shown to us, we can never stop ~~laughing~~ feeling bad for the skateboarder bleeding profusely from his head after attempting a crazy jump. [IFilm]
Ever wanted to get a North American Soccer League jersey? No? Come on, everyone smiles when they see a Johan Cruyff LA Wolves jersey coming down the street. [Goal/NY Times]

If 60,000 Carolina Panther fans wave Jessica Simpson placards at Tony Romo this weekend, will it freak her out because she thinks they stole her soul? [Mr. Irrelevant]
The Golden State Warriors’ Baron Davis had to stop everything and head down to Barnes and Noble because Rachel Ray was there. What? Isn’t this basketball season? Doesn’t he have practice to go to? [Jen’s Free Throws]
Michael Vick cartoons are all over the internet! This one comes from PETA and features a cute little doggie that Vick totally wants to electrocute. [Lion In Oil]