Heads Up: His Name is Steve, But We Call Him Snaggs Now

This clip rules, not only because Steve Nash shows off his recently-acquired chipped tooth, but because of Michele Tafoya acting as if he just grew a second head right in front of her. [YouTube]
German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn got fined for storming out of the Bayern Munich Christmas party and criticizing his teammates’ passion. Maybe it was all a miscommunication. [Lion In Oil]

Former Giants running back Tiki Barber was on Project Runway as essentially a “hard to fit” mannequin. Unsurprisingly, the only PR contestant who knows who the hell he is belongs to Team Vagina. [Jen’s Free Throws]
Glasgow Rangers manager Walter Smith says there’s no prize in getting to play in the Uefa Cup instead of Champions League. Well then, you should have made sure DeMarcus Beasley wasn’t being used as a throw doll. [Yahoo]
For all of you who can’t get the NFL Network, they’re bringing in a blimp to fly over affected areas and show the Thursday night game. We think this is how War of the Worlds started, right? [Deadspin]