Bryant Gumbel says shit on national television! Ok, he actually said “shin” and it was cable TV. Fine, the NFL Network, but those 17 viewers were supremely disturbed. [Mr. Irrelevant]
Sir Alex is praising that foreigner Carlos Tevez for knocking in their winning (and only) goal against Liverpool. If Ferguson ever gets hit by a car, we really hope it’s a foreign model. [Sporting News]
Cristiano Ronaldo says he loves the English game and wants to stay at Manchester United for the years to come. At least the five years he’s contractually obligated to stay. [Fox Sports]