The unholy union of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seems to be on its last legs. That’s because a new set has entered Tony’s life-the set belonging to model Alexandra Paressant. According to the X17 web site (the same that first showed the world Oscar in fishnets), Paressant and Parker shared “knowing glances” during Tony and Eva’s wedding and shortly started knocking boots after being introduced by mutual friend Theirry Henry.

During those boot-knocking sessions, Tony opened up to his new love about vague and absolutely ridiculous things. We’ll let you guess which ones fit where.

“We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do (sic) not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position (sic) and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Paressant told X17online.

Man, If we didn’t want the Writer’s Guild strike to end before, now we really want them to go back to production. We’d actually watch the “very special episode” of Desperate Housewives where Eva’s character runs over the French ex-basketball player who just moved onto Wisteria Lane.

X17 XCLUSIVE: “THE OTHER WOMAN” SPEAKS [X-17, via The Big Lead]
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