Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has been lusting for some European love lately. Getting tired of pay stubs that read “IOU?” No worries Memo, someone will come a callin’ soon. Just let that be someone from the Western, kind of Southern, part of Europe. Everyone else can just, really, fuck off.

“All the leagues are good. The Spanish league is fantastic; England Premier league is excellent and Italy’s league is really attractive. To be a part of a first class team and to have the opportunity to play in the Champions League or UEFA Cup is something positive. That’s the objective, but also to win important [trophies] for Mexico.”

Holland just called. They muttered something in Dutch, said “asshole” and hung up. Germany sent a postcard of you with a frankfurt shoved through your mouth. Don’t worry, the French don’t have time for the internet, so you might still have a chance there.

Memo cerca de volar [Espn Deportes]
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