Reports are circulating that alcoholic striker Adriano and fat man Ronaldo were seen partying at a pop concert in Rio this weekend. The duo were captured in photographs (which we are vehemently hunting down for your Christmas pleasure) with beer cans in hand, chugging their sorrows away. Ronaldo is currently in Brazil because AC Milan can’t stand him he’s rehabilitating a calf injury and Adriano was recently signed by Sao Paulo on a six month loan, also intended for rehab. Sao Paulo director Marco Aurelio Cunha declared there was nothing to worry about.

“We have a pact of confidence with Adriano,” he told the Estado de Sao Paulo. “Twenty days of work are not going to be undone by two or three parties.”

Tell that to an alcoholic whose jumped and fallen off the wagon his whole life. Yet, we’re not as shocked with the booze as we are with the pop. It’s the land of Samba and relatively cool beats like Bossa Nova and Funky! What the hell were they doing at a “pop” concert? Unless pop means Samba. Then it might be ok. But “pop” usually means shite everywhere, right?

Adriano in fresh controversy [Javno]
Image [CNN]