





Is Jessica Simpson the Yoko Ono of the Dallas Cowboys’ so far amazing and harmonious season? Well, as harmonious as a team can be with Terrell Owens in it. Playing Paul McCartney, T.O. decided to chime in on Simpsons’ bad luck bring down of his quarterback Tony Romo during Sunday’s game against the Eagles.
Asked Wednesday about the Simpson scenario, Owens playfully chimed in: “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium.”
“With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away,” Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. “Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.
OK, T.O., the only thing left to do is fight fire with fire: start dating Britney Spears and put her up in Simpson’s luxury box. There’ll be so back and forth bitching that she won’t have time to screw up Romo’s mojo.
T.O. Playfully Calls Out Jessica Simpson [AP]
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Why doesn’t she just show her big ass titties to him? That can solve anything.
Posted by My Favorite Squadron | December 20, 2007
Um, get her that effin’ memo now. Or just turn the jersey into a V-neck. A little cleavage wouldn’t hurt.
Posted by Maverick | December 20, 2007
Only when a team goes out on the field wearing pink (which would be great, btw…) should fans be allowed to wear pinkified team apparel, that is, whenever wearing team apparel is
Why does the world seem so turned on its head when the only Dallas Cowboy making any sense is Terrell Owens? Is he finally becoming a players’ player? I hope so, cause the popcorn would taste so good.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | December 20, 2007
duh…I forgot to complete the first sentence to read: …actually something worth doing.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | December 20, 2007
So when Romo has no sex, he is a stud on the field. When he is boning a singing Texan or Carrie Underwood, he plays bad, not only bad but TERRIBLE. Sounds like a Racing Horse to me.
I say, Romo, be a born again virgin, it is the hope that Cowgirl fans everywhere to become good again. It may even help you beat the Pats come superbowl sunday, thats if you make it….
Posted by latinogamer | December 20, 2007
@latinogamer: Beautiful post.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | December 20, 2007