Having an ankle injury gives you plenty of time to devise a master plan to get those biatches back that called you a cheater. Tony Parker is suing photo-bandits X17 for reporting that he’d rendezvoused in the sack with French hussy model Alexandra Paressant. Other sites report that Eva Longoria is now back to normal and is pouting like a sappy dog anymore. Whaaa.

NBA star’s camp filed a $20 million defamation lawsuit Wednesday against celebrity photo agency X17online, which was the first outlet to run with a French model’s claim that she and Parker had an affair two months after he swapped vows with Eva Longoria.

“Celebrities are easy targets—both for those who would seek their own fame and fortune by fabricating salacious stories about them, no matter how damaging or hurtful, and for those who make their living publishing these false and defamatory lies, no matter how patently baseless,” says the lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

In other news: the Spurs lost to the Memphis Grizzlies. The Grizzlies! Hurry back Tony and stop with these shenanigans.

Tony Parker Takes to the Court [E! Online]
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