If there isn’t a scandal mixed in with English club Christmas parties, then we probably wouldn’t pay attention. Until we checked out West Ham United’s Hogan Ephraim at a club Christmas party and noticed he was dressed as a Glasgow Diamonds football (American kind) player. He’s probably unaware that he just inspired a “Lucas” revival and we want to be the first to say we’re impressed. But on a sidenote: Corey Haims is a spaz. Anyway, no rape allegations at this one, but some awful costumes should constitute inquiry into West Ham’s players dumb-asity. The theme of the event was “sports” (clever wankers) and you can check out some of the other costumes after the jump.

West Ham Xmas Part: Less Rape, More Fun [With Leather]
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