Well that’s according to Yahoo Sports. And since they surpassed ESPN in the latter quarter of last year as the premier site for sports, then they must be right. Unfortuantely, we were bored out of our stinking minds as...

It should come as no surprise to anyone that a small Brazilian town has no idea who the heck New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady is. Pele, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Cafu, Ronaldinho, etc are the only “football” names worth remembering....

We’re a bit flummoxed as to why there’s been hype over New York Giants wide receiver and loud mouth Plaxico Burress’ latest comment that his team, the one in the Super Bowl that isn’t the Patriots, would win the...

Luis Aragones isn’t in the mood to talk about why Real Madrid’s Raul isn’t on his international roster. The word “Cobarde” that you keep hearing means coward and, well, sports just make us so happy. [YouTube] Manchester United fans...

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. Reebok will launch their Kool-Aid collection starting February 1, 2008 in certain stores nationwide. New England Patriots’ player Laurence Maroney was the inspiration for...

When David Beckham left Manchester United in 2003, the role of right winger for the Reds’ was an intimidating vacancy. Then came a cocky, Portuguese-born dazzler by the name of Cristiano Ronaldo. Last night, Portsmouth witnessed an assortment of shock-and-awe...

Open captions for your creative pleasure. “Boludo. Pero la metistes con tu mano.” Image [AP]...

German announcing, stadium roars and Brazilian Rivaldo unleashing his predecessors inheritance. We have to admit, we can’t remember the last time we saw someone other than Frank Rijkaard steering the Barcelona ship. Weird. Video [YouTube]...

It’s funny how time changes things. We remember the 2000 Super Bowl when the upstart Patriots beat the supposedly unstoppable St. Louis Rams. Oh man, what a feel-good story that was. Now, eight years later, and the same quarterback...

It’s not our goal of the day, but we just couldn’t pass this up. The announcer gushes over Cristiano Ronaldo’s free kick against Portsmouth, and we admit, we were gushing a bit too. Can this guy get any better?...

How much would you pay to have a piece of your favorite club? If you think you’ve heard this question before, let’s put it in its proper context—this ain’t no fifth division team. The Share Liverpool FC Group is...

Mexican international goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has been forthright about his chance to get the hell out of Mexico. His persistent attempts to entice European clubs with his unrestrained, open-armed salutations are easy to mock…but they seem to be working....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Cristiano Ronaldo wants a raise. Bad. He scored twice against Portsmouth to take his goal tally to 27 and at this rate, he can do whatever he wants. Manchester United 2, Portsmouth...

All this damn Tom Brady talk that we almost forgot about the important stuff. Okay, maybe we’re a little more excited than we should be. But come on! You can never (ever) have enough international soccer going on. The...

How much would you pay for a hotel room that has no television, no phone, no wireless internet..and by golly, NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED on the premises? The Sisters at Our Lady of Guadalupe monastery in Glendale, Arizona believe that...

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. The SPARQ Parachute: Designed for athletes 170 - 210 lbs, the Large SPARQ Parachute creates the drag necessary to force athletes to push themselves...

ComBaton is a new sport that involves kicking, batons, more kicking, and dangling batons. Basically, it’s the sport for Karate fanatics who love football. [YouTube, Via Deuce Of Davenport] Robinson Cano milks the Yankee teat for $55 million. You’d...

Last week we featured a bi-partisan cheerleader from the Veracruz/Morela clash, but this week we’ve grown enamored with a cuckolded hottie. That’s right, Cheryl Cole is our hottie of the week, and why the hell not? Not only is...

We are all hot for Ines Gomez Mont, the wedding dress seductress who tried to woo Tom Brady from Gisele at Media Day yesterday with a wedding proposal. It was all hodgepodge, but her boobs tenacity inspired us so much...

You always here that peripheral vision and reaction time are essential to an athlete. Most athletes are also overgrown adolescents. This is where video games come in. Athletes are to video games like overworked stock brokers are to brothels....

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Ines Gomez Mont makes her “Oh” face. Image [Getty Images]...

Skip the ESPN douche reporting and go straight to that soundbytes. That shrieking, eardrum drilling racket you hear isn’t Gisele talking to her man. That’s TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont prclaiming her love to New England Patriots’ QB...

Poking bears. Seems like a fun time until you have to stare into their wide open gaping mouth. In the NFL this season, we’ve seen various teams poking the proverbial bear that is the New England Patriots only to...

Real Madrid’s Ivan Helguera needed a hip replacement after Ronaldinho’s juke. Iker Casillas seems to give up before Ronaldinho even takes a shot. The only one that looks unfazed is compatriot Roberto Carlos, who playfully kicks the ball around...

When we heard David Beckham was opening up a branch of his soccer training facility in Sao Paulo, we couldn’t help but chuckle. It takes balls for an Englishman to go into Brazil and tell them how to run...

News out of the boxing bin that Floyd Mayweather Sr. has jumped on the Golden train and is intending to take the job as boxing trainer for Oscar De La Hoya’s bout against Floyd Mayweather Jr. Do you know...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night All the blogs, Newcastle fanatics and pot-heads were praising the return of coach Kevin Keegan to Newcastle. Shhhhh. Arsenal 3, Newcastle 0. [Telegraph UK] NBA: How will the Miami Heat end a 15...

Finally. Johan Santana and the Mets have agreed to play together in 2008. The Mets— front-runners for Santana’s services this week—have discarded four top prospects to Minnesota in exchanged for one of the best lefties in the bigs. The...

Firsly, the interviewer should know that Sir Alex hates foreigners. Besides that, he probably should have reviewed some questions. Strike that. He probably should have brainstormed about what to ask: “How was your flight? Long? First time in Saudi...

We stumbled upon an article by Brian Glanville in World Soccer magazine criticizing Parma player, and staunch Communist, Cristiano Lucarelli about his fascination with revolutionary leader and original hipster Che Guevara. Turns out Glanville doesn’t think to highly of...

Hey, at least they weren’t beer bottles, flares, or those £1 British coins. Those are heavy—and they hurt like hell when you chuck them from the stands. [YouTube] The New York Times has taken the time to evaluate—and consequentally...

We’re not sure what the statistics are when it comes to vegetarian football players. The notion is an oxymoron of cataclysmic proportions. Football players are supposed to be cannibals; dismemberers of their own members; savorers of their own species....

We skipped on the Ashley Cole cheating debacle last week because we hate Chelsea FC. Did we just type that for all to see? Yes. And no, we are not Manchester United fans by default. Anyway, Cole apparently cheated...

FanNation is live-blogging Media Day at the Super Bowl today. Pffft. And at 12:28 EST they posted the “Top 5 most ridiculous people ever to attend Super Bowl Media Day” with our favorite sports anchor Ines Sainz making the...

Fifty years ago, eight members of Manchester United’s team died in a plane crash and the team wants to memorialize them with a moment of silence on February 6th. Seems simple enough… but then you remember that this is...

Pedro Feliz, a San Francisco Giants’ third baseman who spent 14 years donning those nasty orange and grey threads, decided the Bay area wasn’t suitable for him anymore ($$$). Did Barry Bond’s steroids taint the training facility’s water? On...

VIA GUANABEE: Former “Sex & The City” costume designer Patricia Field has always had a flair for the tacky dramatic with the way she can tap into women of a certain ilk’s inner drag queen. Which is why it makes...

See, all he really did was outrun a Getafe team that was probably getting trashed in Barrio Gotic the night before. Okay. This is an awesome goal. A quick left foot tap to free up space and it was...

Last time we checked in with Jason Kidd, he was directing some love towards a lovely large lady’s backside. Now, it’s his New Jersey Nets team that’s getting a spanking—it turns out he’s been seeking a trade for the...

Diego Maradona Jr. exists? Wait. Let us start over. Diego Maradona Jr. has alleged that “Spanish clubs” form the “top two divisions” have contacted him and he is awaiting for “something” to develop. He told Brazilian website globoesporte.com: “There...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: You can’t save the Alamo when you’re on a 9 game road trip. San Antonio fizzle against Utah. Long live the spirit of that puny ass fool, John Stockton. Utah Jazz 97,...

You’d think it was Beckham’s Monday Mayhem spectacular on this damn site today. Well, it is, so bare with it. The Los Angeles Galaxy released their roster for their Shanghai friendly—which takes place against a youth team comprised mostly...

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Guti asks Robinho for a favor. Image [Who Ate All The Pies]...

We may be a little late on this, but really now, when is a video of Adolf Hitler with altered text not worthy of posting? Especially when the text has something to with football. Video [YouTube]...

Puma’s new ads are freakin’ weird. Would this be the evolutionary progression of humans if the aliens in, um, “Aliens” had eaten Sigourney Weaver first? [The Beautiful Game] The New York Mets are the front runners for a Johan...

How and why any English club would allow Diego Maradona to set foot on English territory is beyond. But, what the hell do we know? Diego made a cameo this weekend at Chesea FC’s camp because, well, he had...

Tom Brady has set the record straight after a sick obsession continuous coverage of Tom Brady’s ankle led people to believe the New England Patriots’ star quarterback may be sidelined for the Super Bowl. Brady was seen wearing a...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s mom isn’t shy about weighing in on her sons’ personal life. Besides managing her sons monthly hooker budget, the lovely matriarch is trying to convince Ronaldo to exchange Manchester United Red for Real Madrid white because, well,...

Much like the swans returning to Capistrano, hookers’ nationwide are currently tuning their homing beacons to the site of the Super Bowl. Considering that even the nose bleeds cost upwards of $500, why not? The men willing to shell...

We have to put this in perspective: Oliver Khan shares Ghengis Khan’s surname. Oliver also shared Khan’s brutality. Over the course of the 2002 World Cup, Khan allowed only one goal until the final; but a fit Ronaldo managed...