Much like the swans returning to Capistrano, hookers’ nationwide are currently tuning their homing beacons to the site of the Super Bowl. Considering that even the nose bleeds cost upwards of $500, why not? The men willing to shell out big bucks for crappy tickets will probably be open to making the weekend grander while away from their girlfriend/wife/sex doll.

But for the officials monitoring the big game in Glendale, Arizona, how do you tell a high-end prostitute from your average Arizona State University débutante? It turns out that you might not be able to, considering the players on the field have nothing on the professionals working outside of the stadium this week.

In Jacksonville, Fla., which hosted the Super Bowl in 2005, Roy Henderson, chief of narcotics in the Jacksonville sheriff’s department, said his officers arrested about a dozen circuit girls after staff at one of the city’s major hotels called to complain.

“I don’t know if you can spot them,” Henderson said. “A lot of times they’re very attractive. They dress well, where typically your street walker is in blue jeans, flannel shirt, rough looking. Those are the ones we’re picking up time and time again.”

Henderson said policing prostitution at the Super Bowl clearly is not as important as monitoring security threats, but several officers will be assigned nevertheless. And he warns his counterparts in cities about to host the big game to be on the lookout.

Blowjobs or getting blown up? It’s obvious police departments are going to prioritize the latter, but that doesn’t mean they won’t be looking out for pros. It’s a pretty clear message for prospective hookers heading out to the big game—keep the Charlize Theron from Monster and Osama Bin Laden outfits at home if you don’t want to get busted..

‘Circuit girls’ expected to flock to Super Bowl [MSNBC]
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