No this is not another ad for Armani’s exotic thong wear campaign. David Beckham is on an official UNICEF trip in Sierra Leon. Rumor has it, his good looks can stop poverty from spreading and will, in time, invigorate farmland enough to blossom for a whole year without rain water. We’re just passing along what our in-home psychic told us today during breakfast. And now it’s official that David Beckham is trying to become the greatest celebrity on the face of the planet.

He is on his way to crowning himself supreme tabloid sucker of all time. If you take his recent befriending of Tom Cruise, Snoop Dogg and African countries, it all leads to the zenith of celebrity stardom. Next on his quest to becoming the greatest man ever: creating a beer that never goes flat and getting his wife some natural looking boobs. Good luck, brah.

Goodwill Ambassador David Beckham visits child survival programmes in Sierra Leone [UNICEF, via Kickette]
Image [Kickette]