We skipped on the Ashley Cole cheating debacle last week because we hate Chelsea FC. Did we just type that for all to see? Yes. And no, we are not Manchester United fans by default. Anyway, Cole apparently cheated on his hottie wife Cheryl Cole, 24, last week, puked during sex, but is now denying the entire thing. And guess what? His gal is actually backing up his story. Yeah, dream girl we’ve all been asking for, huh? Now the chica Cole shagged, glamor model Brooke Healy, is telling The Sun that Cole was all about going bare because “Chelsea does check-ups and stuff.” Argh?

Glamour model BROOKE HEALY, 23, has told how England ace Cole bedded her at a friend’s house following a boozy night out with Chelsea team-mates.

She said yesterday: “When we were getting down to it I asked him if he had protection because I wasn’t on the Pill.”

“He said not to worry about it because he was always getting tests at Chelsea and he was clean.

“He said he didn’t do protection and not to worry because everything would be cool.

Every guy in the world should see bright red, fireworks and giant flags imprinted with “Move On” when a girl discloses she’s not on the pill. We’re not passing judgment, but Ashley Cole is an idiot.

Ashley: Chelsea check for STIs [The Sun]
Image [The Sun]