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CO-ED Mag Releases America's Top 20 Drunkest Athletes List That Excludes Oscar De La Hoya's Mesh. Pity.

We like lists because there’s hardly any logic involved and their validity is completely subjective. Yeah, they are totally great. And CO-ED magazine just released a compilation of the top 20 drunkest athletes which included “Big Papi” David Ortiz at #17, but excludes Oscar De La Hoya’s mesh tirade. Yes, we know there’s no proof he was drunk while donning the finest fishnets money could buy. And of course he could just have a sincere fascination with wearing heels and sticking his culo out like a go-go dancer. But, he should be somewhere in there. The complete list of drunkards after the jump. For photos, go here.