The Manchester United locker room definitely needs a hose turned on it. After a Christmas party that got a little too “hands on,” Cristiano Ronaldo turned to his old ways, flew to Rome and visited a strip club after Man U’s victory over Aston Villa. There, he sought the company of a couple of ladies who he, um, paid to join him back at his hotel—a “five star Hilton.” Oooh, snazzy, a Hilton!

[A] guest, who saw him arrive back at the hotel, said: “He came in a cab on his own but his pal followed later with two girls. One was Spanish-looking, very curvy and with long dark hair. I’d estimate the girls were up there about two hours so they must have had some fun.

Yeah, we’re sure he did, but what about the ladies? Not so much. When News Of The World sent “investigators” to the club, they met with Nicole, who dished about the Red Devil.

Nicole whispered: “Do you have a hotel? We can go there and have sex. We can have a party with my friend and your friend. If you want we can swap over. I will charge £200.”

She added: “We have lots of famous people who come here. Ronaldo the football player was here a few days ago—but I didn’t like him. He was a bit, how you say, stuck-up.”

We wonder what awesome thing she did to get him snobbish—try to play with his hair, or say, “Hey, aren’t you Kaká?”.

Earlier: We Have A Lot More In Common With Cristiano Ronaldo That We Thought

Cristiano Ronaldo’s orgy with 2 vice girls [News Of The World, via Kickette]
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