Our homegirls at Kickette got the dish on some rather disturbingly entertaining news: Cristiano Ronaldo likes to shag with his UV protected Gucci glasses. That’s right. Last October, Cristiano Ronaldo had an on-the-pitch run in with Roma’s Mirko Vucinic and suffered a nasty black eye. He proceeded to attend a press conference, assuring reporters that his pretty little face would be back to normal in a few days. Apparently, he wasn’t about to disclose his “Oh” face all banged up. From Chickendinner.com:

“My best friend’s cousin was working as a promotions girl at the Trafford Centre in Manchester, when Cristiano Ronaldo noticed her. He was wearing a baseball cap and big sunglasses to cover a black eye, but he still managed to get her number. The next day, he had his agent arrange a date between the two of them. “They went out to a fancy restaurant, and Ronaldo kept his sunglasses on in the dimly-lit room. Afterwards, they both retired to a hotel room his agent had booked for the night. They had sex, but Ronaldo didn’t take his sunglasses off for the entire ordeal. Unsurprisingly, she found this a little offensive.”

So instead of just putting a bag over her…Oh we won’t even go there. We’ll just assume this is how people act when they have big egos and a lot of money. At least he didn’t read excerpts from his book to seduce her. That would have been torture.

Cristiano Ronaldo wore sunglasses during sex [Chicken Dinner, via Kickette]
Image [The Sun]