David Beckham won an “Outstanding Achievement award from the Football Writer’s Association” and during his speech he decided to salute his best bud Gary Neville by announcing he could see his wife’s fake, unnaturally perky bosoms if he wanted to.

In his speech, Becks said there were only three men he would trust to leave alone with nude Posh, 33.

One was Gary, the other two were his pal and football agent Dave Gardner, 31, and personal manager Terry Byrne.

He said: “They are the three that I would trust with my wife naked. That’s how good they are as friends.”

That doesn’t sound tempting considering in 2006, Posh spoke on behalf of her scrawny ass body and let us know exactly what her toothpick-esque physique is really like.

The wife of former England captain David tells a magazine today that having three children and then losing so much weight afterwards has left a rather unsightly legacy on her tummy. ‘I’ve got so much saggy skin on my stomach,’ she says.

While despite the efforts of airbrushing experts - working on a recent poster advertising the couple’s new fragrance - to make us think otherwise, she actually has ‘no bum at all’.

Mrs Beckham added: ‘I might fit into jeans but, trust me, I look really awful naked.’

Translation: David Beckham wants to torture all of his friends.

BECKS: I’D TRUST PAL GARY WITH NUDE POSH [Daily Star]
Posh: I look really awful naked [Daily Mail]
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