We’re in the mood for a celeb gossip. So we’ve decided to stun you on this Thursday afternoon with a full frontal of David Beckham’s package, via Armani, because Victoria Beckham has confirmed our worst nightmares. The procockat…excuse us, provocative ads have finally hit the fallic-tasticness of erect buildings in Milan…and Victoria Beckham couldn’t be more proud of her husband.

Victoria saw David’s Emporio Armani underwear advert on billboards around Milan this week when the Spice Girls arrived in the Italian city to take part in Roberto Cavalli’s fashion show.

She told reporters: “I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great.”

“It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive.”

“If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too.”

1) Please, for the love of god, don’t. 2) That package looks more like a bundle of Kleenex wrapped in the cock-pouch. 3) For the love of god, please don’t showcase your scrawny ass.

If pictures are taken, we’ll have to blog about, then dream about, and then that’ll just screw up our scotch buzz. P.S.

Victoria Beckham: I love David Beckham’s 25ft tall penis [FameTastic]
Image [Hollywood Grind]