When the Dallas Cowboys meet their NFC East foe New York Giants this weekend in the NFL playoffs, the outcome will depend heavily on their experience playing twice a year and the injuries on both sides… yaddayaddayadda, we know. But what it will not depend on is whether there’s a dumb blonde up in the Dallas skybox. Unfortunately, since the Giants got pasted twice by the Cowboys this season, many Giants fans (and certain sensationalist New York media outlets) are pinning their hopes on the dreaded “Jessica Simpson” curse that was all the rage… like a month ago. Well, at least it’s steadier than Eli Manning’s throwing motion.

Romeo Romo has twice had problems scoring on the field with a gal pal in the stands. Three weeks ago, he had his season’s worst outing as Simpson - in a pink Cowboy jersey with his No. 9 on the back - watched from a Texas Stadium box.

“Oh, she is so cursed,” said Laura Dengel, 24, of Manhattan. “I hope she brings her sister, Ashlee, for double bad luck for the Cowboys.

“I hope she’s in the stands, because I want Romo to be distracted and looking at her and not the Giants,” said Rickey Latorre, 47, of Brooklyn.

Online Sportsbook.com has a line on whether Simpson will attend. Yesterday, bettors thinking she’ll be at Texas Stadium come Sunday, could get a 1-to-1 wager, but those believing she will stay away had to lay out $140 to win $100.

Man, just put the money on her staying away and tell her agent a horrible movie is shooting in Fort Worth. She’s like flies on dog shit with those.

HEY, TONY ROMO, WHEN YOU PLAY THE GIANTS, DON’T FORGET TO…
BRING JESSICA! [NY Post]
Image [Deadspin]