Cristiano Ronaldo recently spoke out about teammate Carlos Tevez’s brilliant form. The two have been the striking force of Manchester United’s 9 wins out of 10 stretch and Cristiano Ronaldo has proclaimed, for the world to hear, that he thinks Tevez is the complete lover teammate he’s always wanted. Sigh.

“He is fast, aggressive, passes the ball well, he makes things happen and scores goals. “I call him a complete player. It’s incredible the speed with which he has adapted to our team and his progress on the field can be seen by everybody.

“He is calm, very reserved. “He is a good friend but most important is what he does on the pitch for our team.”

All this needs is a sprinkle of unconditional hugging and a 10-minute session of gazing into each other’s eyes. And if this love blossoms into something beautiful, then Manchester United will be the fortunate benefactors of multiple hardware this year. Oh, that just sounds so wrong.

Carlos is the complete player [The Sun]
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